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Var að rekast á tæra snilld í tvennu lagi hér kemur hún:
1: So, Kobe Bryant: Guilty or innocent??
His fans make a compelling case for his innocence: he can’t be guilty because he’s really, really good at playing basketball. The girl accusing him isn’t good at basketball, so she must be a lying slut. Case closed.
2: It’s not always clear what to do when some jerk swaggers up to you wreaking of CK One and desperation. Since clubs are often poorly ventilated, leave the Mace in your purse and try some verbal repellant instead. Here are a couple of lines guaranteed to send him running.
“My bra has twelve hooks.”
“...And from that day on, I always carry a hatchet and some sutures just in case. So have you ever acted out any of your fantasies?”
“It’s called syphilis, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of.”
“Actually, it would be shorter for me to list the animals I HAVEN’T milked: Chinchilla, camel, and salmon.”
Var að rekast á tæra snilld í tvennu lagi hér kemur hún:
1: So, Kobe Bryant: Guilty or innocent??
His fans make a compelling case for his innocence: he can’t be guilty because he’s really, really good at playing basketball. The girl accusing him isn’t good at basketball, so she must be a lying slut. Case closed.
2: It’s not always clear what to do when some jerk swaggers up to you wreaking of CK One and desperation. Since clubs are often poorly ventilated, leave the Mace in your purse and try some verbal repellant instead. Here are a couple of lines guaranteed to send him running.
“My bra has twelve hooks.”
“...And from that day on, I always carry a hatchet and some sutures just in case. So have you ever acted out any of your fantasies?”
“It’s called syphilis, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of.”
“Actually, it would be shorter for me to list the animals I HAVEN’T milked: Chinchilla, camel, and salmon.”
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